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k so i was jerkin the gherkin

Posted by SurprisePotato - February 6th, 2009


k so i was jerkin the gherkin into a salad bowl ofcourse, when all of a sudden my hand slipped, the semen burst out all over the pavement on the side of the road, and this sudden flash flood washed away my car.

i miss my car, almost enough to stop jerking the gherkin on the side of the road into a salad bowl


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try going to a place with a salad bar and jerking off into the salad. it might look like salad dressing.

hmmm good idea, but that just makes me wary of eating salad that i dont make or dont see them making it

try sizzler. They have a reasonably large salad section.

mmmm

has anyone else ever jerked off into a salad bowl?

There are many things you can jerk off into besides a bowl.

You could learn a lot from these people:

<a href="http://dyn1.gogafetish.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=15655">http://dyn1.gogafetish.com/forums/ind ex.php?showtopic=15655</a>

Yeah go somewhere with a salad bar and jerk off in the ranch dressing. People put it on the salad.

Bon Apetite Jerkwads.

I've jerked into a cheese grater once. It was swell.